Parenting Shirts

About This Collection.

Nobody warned you it would be like this. Actually, they did — you just didn't believe them. These parenting shirts are for people who love their kids deeply and also haven't sat down in four years.

Tees for tired parents who've accepted that the adults are, in fact, winging it. The kind of person who considers "they're still alive" a successful day and has answered the question "why?" approximately eleven thousand times before noon. Funny mum shirts and dad tees that aren't the cringe, matching-family-outfit kind — they're the honest, slightly unhinged, "why is everything sticky?" kind.

Whether you're running on no sleep, cold coffee, and sheer stubbornness — or just quietly questioning every parenting decision you've ever made — there's something here that'll feel uncomfortably accurate. Funny parenting tees for people who were told it gets easier and are still waiting. If the chaos has you questioning your sanity in a broader sense, our anxiety and overthinking shirts understand. And if you need a shirt for the 45 minutes a week you get to yourself, our coffee collection pairs nicely with whatever's left of your morning routine.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these "wine mum" shirts?

No. We skipped the "mama needs wine" genre entirely. These are drier, more self-aware, and written for parents who'd rather wear something that's actually funny than something that's been on a thousand mugs already.

Good gift for a new parent?

Perfect for it — especially if they've moved past the "isn't parenthood magical" phase and into the "why is the floor wet?" phase. Much more useful than another baby blanket.

What's the fit and quality like?

Unisex classic fit, soft mid-weight cotton, DTG print. Durable enough to survive whatever your kids do to it, comfortable enough for the couch once they're finally asleep.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes — UK, EU, US, Canada, Australia, and more. Regional fulfilment for fast delivery.