Allergic to small talk. • 31 Tabs Classic Tee
Allergic to small talk. • 31 Tabs Classic Tee
- Crisp & Classic: 100% open-end cotton.
- Structured Drape: Midweight 170–180 GSM fabric
- Built to Last: Taped seams & tag-free
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“Bought the shirt for my partner and she absolutely loves it... she just laughed and immediately put it on.”
– Marcus T.
“It's smart and the quality of the shirt itself is excellent. This is how all tees should be.”
– Olivia H.
“The slogan is a vibe, the fit is perfect, the quality is top-notch. What more could you want?”
– Liam S.
Description
Description
This is your new everyday classic, built with a focus on structure and durability. It’s the kind of tee that feels solid and intentional, designed to hold its shape and serve as the perfect canvas for our designs.
Substantial Midweight Fabric: A sturdy 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey knit made from 100% open-end cotton, giving it a classic, slightly textured feel that’s built to last.
Structured, Classic Fit: This tee is designed to provide a structured drape that looks sharp on its own or layered. Tubular construction and taped neck and shoulders ensure it keeps its clean lines.
Durable & Dependable: Pre-shrunk to keep its fit true wash after wash, with double-needle seams at the sleeves and hem for enhanced durability.
Tag-Free Comfort: Features a tear-away label, because a great tee should never be scratchy.
Why this tee?
We chose this tee for its timeless, structured silhouette. The sturdier midweight cotton gives it a crispness that elevates it beyond a basic tee, holding its shape beautifully through repeat wears. It has the durable, vintage feel of a concert tee you've loved for years, making it a reliable foundation that feels both classic and effortlessly cool.
Fit notes: Relaxed/true to size. Size up for boxy-oversized; size down for a neater look.
Care: Cold wash, inside out. Tumble low or hang dry. Garment-dyed shades may vary slightly (that’s the charm).
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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), 31 Tabs and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8 Seaforth close, Albanay Creek, 4035 QLD, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Typically, orders are processed within 24-48 hours.
Transit Time (from dispatch):
USA: 2-5 business days
CA: 5-8 business days
AUS: 3-6 business days
EU/UK: 4-7 business days
Others: 10-30 business days
A Deliberate Malfunction.
The script demands a tidy mind. A linear path. A predictable performance.
// This is the system error.
For the brain that refuses to be a spreadsheet. For the chaotic, beautiful mind with too many tabs open.
This isn't just cotton. It's a quiet declaration that you'd rather be a flaw in their system than a feature.
Let customers speak for us
from 38 reviewsThe slogan is a vibe, the fit is perfect, the quality is top-notch. What more could you want? 10/10 will be buying more.
My 31 Tabs collection is officially a thing. Started with one, now I have three. The quality is so consistent and they hold up incredibly well in the wash. They're the first shirts I reach for. Can't wait to see what designs you release next.
It's not just a shirt, it's a whole mood. The amount of people who've given me a knowing nod is amazing. Plus, the fabric is genuinely comfortable, which is a huge deal for me!
It arrived quickly and the shirt is even better in person. Really soft, comfortable, and the fit is true to size. It perfectly sums up my entire existence.
Bought the shirt for my partner and she absolutely loves it. It was so perfect for her, she just laughed and immediately put it on. The sizing was spot on. A total win.
I love how understated the design is. The chest print is so much better than a giant billboard on your chest. It's smart and the quality of the shirt itself is excellent. This is how all tees should be.
It's so hard to find stuff that's clever without being cheesy. The shirt itself is awesome quality, really soft but feels durable. It's my new go-to for sure.
I love it so much. It feels like I'm wearing my own personal mantra. The fit is a perfect unisex cut, not too boxy or tight. The design with the two different fonts is just chef's kiss.
Simple as that. This brand just gets it. The shirt says what I'm thinking, it's super comfortable, and it makes me feel a little more understood. So glad I found you guys.
Incredible softness and a great fit. Doesn't feel like a shapeless bag. My new favourite tee.
I love the lived-in feel right out of the package. And it's sooooo soft!
FAQs
What is your refund policy?
We’re confident you’ll enjoy our products, but if they don’t meet your expectations, you have 30 days from the delivery date to open and try it. If you're not satisfied, you can request a refund.
Just send an email to hello@31tabs.com with "REFUND REQUEST" in the subject line, and we’ll guide you through the process.
PLEASE NOTE: This guarantee is only valid for first-time purchases of each specific product and is limited to one of each item per customer.
How long does shipping take?
We strive to ensure your products reach you safely and promptly. However, once we hand your package to our shipping partners, it is beyond our control. Please be aware that while we always aim for quick delivery, certain factors may cause delays.
Typically, orders are processed within 24-48 hours.
Transit Time (from dispatch):
USA: 2-5 business days
AUS: 3-6 business days
EU/UK: 4-7 business days
Others: 10-30 business days
If your order takes longer, please contact us at hello@31tabs.com, and our team will gladly check the latest status for you.
How can I track my order?
We will email you the tracking information as soon as your order ships.
You can then monitor the progress of your shipment.